Source: BBC Radio 4 "The Archers" Archers: 2013-05-12 Sunday                  http://www.bbc.co.uk/podcasts/series/archers archers_20130512-1920a.mp3

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Oh, Yeah / Is this all the glasses, Eddie? / Eh? / There's only nine here. / Ah, well, the best ones are in the sideboard / front / why / have those / in a minute / Not bad, this punch. / don't / get / before Clarrie gets back. Right. How long have we got? / about ten minutes, I reckon. / Is that all? / should have told / extra long / people / in any minute / finished with these bottles? / spoke to Neil / Emma and Susan / bit of a  / well / my face yet / Is ... still in the bathroom? / dress dirty / she / Hey, Edward, watch what you are doing with my speakers. / list. Yes. Yeah. Done that. / chippy / order / Smashing. / And the special guest should be on her way by now. / Oh, Eddie,  / Clarrie doesn't suspect. / anything this morning, did she? / promise / last week / I hope she likes it. / After all our hard work, she'd better.

Is it safe? / What? / Do I need a hard hat? / Sorry? / those tires about, David. / Just tidying the crap / Looks like you are enjoying it. Getting rid of some frustrations, are you? / She's just phoned. Pip. / Oh yeah? When is she coming home then? Or, isn't she? / just yet / another night at Spencer's / She's been there all weekend. / Are you surprised? After Friday's little eruption? / Well, I hope / I don't know how spencer put up with her. The boy is a saint. / dedicated arrangement / flower festival / She's looking for ideas. / I might just do that. / So Pip's back tomorrow / is / Monday and Tuesday / do with her / Have another talk, I suppose, when we see her. / we / get through. / she's got to learn to / There isn't always / make up the difference. / I know. At least / know what she's doing / I suppose so. .... Hey,  I hope she is / let Tom know / letting / down again / asked her / Thursday and Friday this week. / pigs those days / that's something I suppose / Howya. / Hi Josh / mind yourself. Your dad's playing Frisbees with these tires. / I could have done that. / It's doing him good. How's the ... / Great. No problems. / Thanks for doing that, Josh. / It's OK. Uh, I don't suppose, have you,... / chance to think about / my idea yet / and the loan? / Well, yes, we have, actually. / I don't know about you, I / a cup of coffee. Shall we go in?

Mia, stop pushing. You are squashing me. / Stop it, Jake. / Shhhh. She's coming. / Shhhh / Surprise! / Yes, you certainly did that. ... What have you got on? / swimming / so I see. And / buckets / spades / This way, gramma. / on / You are not playing pirates again, are you, and kidnapping me? 'Cause I don't wanna be kidnapped today. ..... Me and ... granpa / only just finished paying the rent / last time / no more / buiscuit / you know / not a kidnapping / you are safe. / we've made a beach. / Surprise! Happy birthday / love. / welcome to Ambridge ... ...  / happy birthday. / You've done all this for me? / fancied / seaside / so / rock pools / Well, / pool / well / a bit man-made / such / we've made a sand castle / lovely, darling. .... Deck chairs!, Oh, no, / It's Brenda. She / floats down the lane / And, listen. / Your best speakers. They are on the ground. / Listen. / that's brilliant / Without the risk of / prop on your head / say / such a good job of keeping / wasn't easy / keep asking, wouldn't you? / Oh, sorry, I'm so sorry. If only I had known. / Hello? the whole point is that you didn't. / No, I suppose not / Thank you. Thank you so much. / You are welcome. / Thank you, Eddie.

And, biscuits. / Thanks, love. Josh? / Not right now. Thanks. Mom? / Thanks. / So? / Well, we've given it a lot of thought. / And we are a bit concerned, it's a lot to take on. / not just the work. It's the amount of money involved. / Yeah, but, dad, I've done / repayments / wow / please, dad. / You surely don't think we'd want interest? / I've worked it out. I could afford,.... hang on, you don't want interest? Are you saying you give me the loan? / That's exactly what we are saying. / Wow. / fantastic. Thank you. / But,.... / What? Anything. Honestly. / Well, if you want to be businesslike / then / proper business footing every month. / Of course, of course. / But definitely interest-free. / That's just,... Oh, thank you, thank you so much / He's pleased. / I've gotta go and tell Neil and Hayley, and Phoebe. / go on then. You go. / you have to do / promise / I'm sure you will. / We both are. And listen. When you are multibillinare, don't forget your / mom / ok / a bit of / from time to time / mom / getting the idea. See you. / Bye / Lunch at 1:00. / OK. / Ah well, he seems moderately pleased. / Bless him. / The only problem now,.... / .... is telling Pip. Wanna toss for it?

More punch, love? / You wouldn't be trying to get me drunk, would you, Eddie ... ? / only / brandy. Go on. / All right then / a bit of pieapple in it. Enjoying your party? / It is the best ever. / There you go. .... Now, uh, how about a dance? / Oh, go on then. / dinner time / and another surprise. / That's it. Go on. That's it, Mia. / All right there? / Great / you say / Vicky / having / with Bethany / She's loving it. / Vicky dancing / music / That's true,.... Oh! / You all right, love? / Yeah, yeah, fine. It's just, uh, / another little one enjoying the music. / baby's moving. / At last. / my grand kids / inherit my musical talent / Oh no. / on your feet / all morning / ready / Yeah. Yeah, maybe I could ... ... sit down / Come on, love. / innit? / enjoying yourself? / good job at church / nice service? / Lovely, though I can't tell you what the sermon was about. I was looking at the flowers / beautiful, they were / Jennifer / next week / to follow / just as well. People / start signing up for / now / Yeah, quite a few. We're gonna have to make sure we don't all pick the same saints. / must be hundreds / from / Mind you, you / right flowers. When we did a flower festival before, well / floral carpet / big white strip of flowers all down the isle. / Really? / easy, though / saints, too / animals, and / her embrem's a cow, a red one. / Right. / when it  / got / enough flowers / people's gardens / better not choose / no / though arrangement will be much smaller this time / be doing my church flowers Thursday afternoon. Why don't you pop in and give me a hand? / Thursday, I've got .... / I'm doing / but / ten minutes before the school bus / All right, love. / Granma, come and see. / What might I look at, George? / My castle / a bit too / Oh, that was good of you. / Come and see before lunch. Dad's gone fetch the cake. / Sorry, it's a surprise / another one? / a day / Come on. let's / marvelous castle, then / Here, Nic, any news from the VIP? / Oh, no, not since the last text. She should be here any minute. / That has has to be / sand castle / ever seen. / It's a zombie castle / that would explain it. / princess castle / No no, of course not. I can see that. ..... Oh? Who's that now? It's all right, Eddie, you stay there. I'll go. / Eddie / All right, all right I'm coming. Just a minute. / Rosy!